[SPONSORto the tune of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet BoysYeahA used... pink bathrobea rare ... mint snow globA Smurf ... TV trayI bought on eBayMy house ... is filled with this crapshows up in bubble wrapmost every daywhat I bought on eBayTell me why I need another pet rockTell me why I got that ALF alarm clockTell me why I bid on Shatner s old toupeeThey had it on eBayI ll buy ... your knick-knackJust check ... my feed back"A++" they all saythey love me on eBayGonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bagGonna buy some Beanie Babiesnew with tag From some guy I never met in Norwayfound him on eBayI am the type who is liable to snipe youwith two seconds left to gowhoaGot Paypal or Visawhatever ll please ya. As long as I ve got the dough!I ll buy ... your tchotchkessell me ... your watch pleaseI ll buy I ll buyI ll buyI ll buy... I AM HIGHEST BIDDER! nowJunk keeps coming in the mallfrom that world-wide garage sale Hey a Dukes of Hazard ashtrayoh yeah ... I bought on eBay Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr Drefound it on eBay Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don t know why That kind of stuff you d throw away I ll buy on eBay What I bought on eBay ....

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