I don t careIf you wreck my car or shave off all my hairYou can goAnd run your vacuum during my favorite showAnd I ll let you call up folks in Europe you don t even knowAnything you wantbabeif it makes you happyBut I m begging you down on my bended kneesOh honeyplease don t wear those shoesYou can spend my moneyyou can waste my timeBabyI don t mindbut please don t wear those shoesDon t wear those shoesIt s all rightYou can play your Twisted Sister every nightI supposeYou can lick the middles out of my OreosOr start laughing while you re drinking milk so it comes out your noseAnd you know that I d do anything to please youBut I m begging you down on my bended kneesOh honeyplease don t wear those shoesYou can spit in my face if you re so inclinedBabyI don t mindbut please don t wear those shoesOh nodon t wear those shoesI saidoh nooh noOh noplease don t wear those...Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bedStomp the poodle till it s flatYou could even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my headI could learn to live with thatBut now I m begging you down on my bended kneesOh honeyplease don t wear those shoesYou can whip mebeat merob me blindBaby I don t mindbut please don t wear those...I saidoh nooh nooh nodon t wear those shoesI saidoh nooh nooh nodon t wear those shoesYou can scratch up my recordsyou can drink my boozeBut babyplease don t wear those shoesYou can make me an offer I can t refuseBut darlingplease don t wear those shoesYou can play your bongos while I m trying to snoozeBut honeyplease don t wear those shoesYou can expose yourself on the six o clock newsBut pleaseplease don t wear those shoes

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