Don t smoke don t fight don t light no cigarettes
Or else you ll wind up in the can
No jokes no rights sit tight don t fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up look right don t slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the master plan
I ll be damned
Well I ll be damned

I ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I ll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I don t

Don t talk don t fool don t try to mess around
I ll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I ll be damned

I ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I ll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
And damned if I don t

I ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I ll be damned if I go for broke
I m damned if I do
I m damned if I don t

I ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I ll be damned if I go for broke
I m damned if I do
I m damned if I don t

I ll be damned (6x)

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