A-hem
What we have here is a veryserious delicate situation
Lots of people out here always ridin the dickhmmph
But check this out
I like your styleI like your stride
and I like your motivation
But the Late Showwe ain t standin for that shit
So my man right here he wrote a little song about it
Why don t you sing it

[Common]
Ring thealarmhere comesthe Com
Call me Mr. Hollywood -- check it out!
Ring thealarmhere comesthe Com
Call me Mr. Hollywood
On the GoodshipLollipop
POP goes the lolli lollifor I mthe Jolly
Good Fellowhe-LLO? Is anybody there?
I m not a stepso don t stare
Because I Rock-well I always feel like
I always feel likeSomebody s Watchin Me
oohSomebody s Watchin Me
It s gotta be thatthat that that nigga that sweat my shit
I say say say"Black get off the zack
you block my urinal tract"
I gotta go pee-peeyo you don t know me
You re just a New Kid on My Jocktip-seekin and you re phony
It s my little pony and you cannot get a ride
So when you see me homeyjust please just step aside
Step asidenot talkin wlidsideI m comin from the Southside
where the ruffnecks reign; if you can t stand itdon t go outside
Cause it s hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your card
and nowadays it s all these dick kidsthat wanna be hard
You re FRAUDULENTI can tell a pussy by his scent
So sorrybut the van got tipped
And out is how I m lookinI m lookin out for my people
I m fly like I m fly like but me don t have no eagle
Beat the beater with the juicehow far would you go to
You re never gonna get itwoo-wooh-wooh-WOOH! * sings like En Vogue*
You wasn t down from the +Jump+so why you wanna Kris Kross?
You no business buyininsecure junkyard motherfucker
Get lostcause youse a sucker

..

[Common]
We really lucky we got emyou can spot em
from a distancenow let s just say FOR INSTANCE
you got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snake
little wench -- is you isor is you ain t
the suck-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You gotta gotta begotta beto let the shit occur
Gettin pimpedby a hoethat ain t too proud to begfor your dough
She get your money mo money mo money money mo!
I couldn t go out like that if it was my first day off of punishment
Just call me Kaopectate; in relationshipsI m runnin shit
So don t be comin to me with that"We can go outyou pay"
Cancel that bitchit s theUnamerican way
This is the circumcisionand skins is gettin cut off
Ridin on my shitjust to get they nut off
NOTno copsjust low-downs want a lick
If you ain t down with the VanDykeget off the Dick
Cause I remember the timethe timethe time you tried
to play me like I was booty but now you re just a groupie
Sweatin me uhhsweatin me uhh
Tellin me when I get big don t be forgettin me uhh
But forget youforgot youafterI rock you
It s Blo Pop time bitchyou better set your clock
to the Charms Alarm

..

[Common]
Why d the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?
To get to the other side?!
Why d the sucker MC sucker MC cross the road?
To get to the other sidenow check it out
I got the pep in my stepthe slide in my glide
So I won t tripwhen I let my backbone slip
Some shake it to the EastI m shakin Westwell I ma shake your mid
And I ma get you suckazjust give me one sideand one rib
I barbeque the mouths HEYI barbeque the mouths
Cause mom always said - don t play wack in the house!
So take that garbage to the backyard
And I was like"Everybody wanna wanna rap hard"
Before you wasn t hardcoreso Sonic why ya flipped?
How you gonna hop when you ain t hip?
You found rapon a two-way street - and lost it
on a parkwayI ain t sayin no namesyo Rico Suave
Fuckin goons fakin stab woundsI need to shank the crank
Elvis Presley Jr.tryin to be somethin that you ain t
No dapsy all are hoesy all go on stage
and take off all your clothes; then you -- strike a pose
You knows and I knowsthat s how you sell your record
Because your shit is BUTTyou gotta get NAKED
But you re wackyou re wackshowin your body to me
I said you re wackyou re wackshowin your body to me
You got no Soul manand you need to get a Pound
Cause youain tah-really down..
.. with true hip-hop you SUCKERS

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