Listenin to the MuzakHearin people screamSittin in the waiting roomReadin crappy magazinesWith a toothacheThis is itpalRoot canalMy molars are impactedI m gettin gum diseaseI m gonna need some fillingsGot twelve cavitiesCan you help meHave mercyDoctorpleaseMy teeth are a frightGot a huge overbiteNumb medrill meFloss mebill meYou jab at my nerve endingsIt s driving me insanejust give me nitrous oxideShoot me up with novocaineHelp me out here Cause I m in severePainPlease stop for a bitNow let me rinse and spitNumb medrill meFloss mebill meYou validate my parkingI think that I m okayBut you make one more appointment forA week from Saturday Cause you came uponA little problem onMy x-rayOy vey!It s getting absurdWellI hope I m insurednowNumb medrill meFloss mebill me

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