Shake his hand and he ll twist your arm
With monopoly money
We ll be buying the funny farm
So i ll do flips
And get paid in chips
From a diamond as big as the ritz--
Then i m calling it quits
Eyes the color of candy
Lies to cover the handicap
Though your slippers are ruby
You ll be led to the booby trap
And there s no prize
Just a smaller size
So i m wearing the shoe til it fits--
Then i m calling it quits
Now he s numbering himself among the masterminds
Cause he s hit upon the leverage of valentines
Lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines
Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines
But ohthose polaroid babies
Taking chances with rabies
Happy to tear me to bits--
Welli m calling it quits
Yesi m calling it quits.

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