Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th timejust don t feel like goin to work -I think I ll call my bossthen I mGonna hack and cough and wheezeSwear I got some strange diseaseWhat s that little twerp gonna say?HeyI m callin in sick todayCallin in sick todayI could shine my pennies or clean my lava lampI could spend all day in my underwearwatching "Ernest Goes To Camp"I could sit and count my hairI could burp my TupperwareI m not busy now anywayHeyI m callin in sick todayCallin in sick todayAin t goin to workno wayCallin in sick todayI can do anything I want toI am invincible nowI m on firebabyI m aliveI m alivecan you hear meworld?I m alive!Maybe I ll spend all day staring at the sunand trying not to squintMaybe I ll make a huge color tapestry frommy belly button lintWhen I m sick of takin abuseI just make up some lame excuseFreedom s just seven digits awayHeyI m callin in sick todayCallin in sick todayAin t goin to workno wayCallin in sick today

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