I used to think my life was so emptyI used to think life was passin me by.WellI was just about readyTo curl up and die.But then one day I got a visitFrom the cable company.Wellthey hooked me upand plugged me right inAnd now I got cable TV.And now I get to watch the stock report in KoreanMidget wrestling on Channel Three.It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see emYeahbut that s all right with me.I got cable TVCable TVCable TV. Cable TVOheighty-three channels of ecstasy.I love my cable TVyeahI love my cable TV.I got the Siamese Faith Healer s NetworkThe news and weather from PeruI got Celebrity HockeyThe Racketball Channel too.Bugs Bunny direct from AtlantaMr. Wizard is on at five.I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my carSo I can watch MTV while I drive.I m talkin bout real quality programsThe kind you just can t get for free.Now I never wanna leave my apartment Cause there s just so much for me to see.On my cable TVCable TVCable TV. Cable TVWellif you need to find meYou know where I ll be.Watchin my cable TVyeahWatchin my cable TV. Cause I love my cable TVyeahI love my cable TV.My friends are gettin kinda worriedThey think I m turning into some kinda freak.Ohbut they re just jealous cause I ve seen "Porky s"Twenty-seven times this week.On my cable TVCable TVCable TV. Cable TVYeahthe greatest thing that s ever happened to me.I love my cable TVyeahI love my cable TV.WellI gotta have cable TVyeahI need my cable TV.

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