Putting Songs Together Ain t No Puzzle Like Yahtzee
Sending This Out To K-Rob And Rahmalzee
Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut
I m Ad RockI m Lit Like A Motherfuck
WellI m Brewing Up Rhymes Like I Was Using A Still
Kickin An Old School Flow Like Mike McGill
Cause Yauch s On The UprightThe Shit Just Ain t Funny
Got Fat Bass Lines Like Russel Simmons Steals Money
Got ClienteleYou Know I Rock Well
And Then You re On My Dick Because I m D.F.L.
YeahMike Cause Playing The Bass Is My Favorite Shit
I Might Be A Hack On The Stand Up But I m Working At It
I Get My Hair Cut Correct Like Anthony Mason
Then I Ride The I.R.T. Right Up To Penn Station
Penn Station Up On 8th Ave.
Listen All Y all You get The Ball Bath
He s Got The Savior Faire Because He s Debonair
Mike D With The Vinyl With The Grooves So Rare
And The Rhymes That We re Are Doo Doo

Shitif it s going to be that kind of a party
I m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Been Makin With The Freak FreakSo Unique
I Been Learning From The Elders Now It s Time To Speak
Oh That Shit Sounds Nice
Mike D Come On And Get It On Y all
Talking Shit About A Mile A Minute
Put The Wax On The Table And Let The D.J. Spin It
Excuse Me MotherfuckersCan I Beg Your Pardon
I m Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden
And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro
On The Mic I BugLike I Was Prince Jazzbo
The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo
You Can t Sleep Cause You re Little Cindy Loo Hoo
Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour
Just Listen To His Cuts There s No Reason To Tell More
Cindy What I Didn t Catch The Last One
That Shit Sounded Kinda NiceBut Bust A Fast One
Well I m Not Known For My Speed Raps
So Grab The Microphone And Cut Out The Claps
Ah YeaI Like That Shit Is Kind Of Rough
I ll Grab The Microphone And Fuck It Up

I Might Seem Out ThereA Little Deranged
I ve Got To Cool OffCatch Me On The Driving Range
Well I m The Ladies Choise Like I Was J.J. Evans
Legalize The Weed And I ll Say Thank Heavens
I m Talking P.G.A. Pro Tour 2
I m Doctor Beppers In My T.V.In My Golfing Shoes
Pass Me An Iron And I ll Bust A Chip Shot
Then You Throw Me Off The Green Because I m Strictly Hip-Hop
I ll Grab The TeeI ll Tee Off
I ll Grab The Golf Clubs And I m OffI m Audi- So Check Me
I ve Got The Timbos On My Toes When I m Not On The Green
I ve Got The Costom Made Boots With The Spikey Things
I m Working On My Driving Cause I m Going Pro
I ve Got The Funky Fly Golf Gear From Head To Toe
YeaThe B-Boys Makin With The Freak Freak
Mario s Nagging Nonni s About The Pesto Pizza
And Then He s On A Mission And He s Checking For Peacha

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