I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked my your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room


I didn t know it x4

I left my phone off of the hook on Friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn t right


I didn t know it x4

Why don t you be my one and only friend
Why don t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I ll try to be Batman
You be Paul and I m Letterman

I waited for you to pick me up from work
You never showed and I was stuck
I left a message with your dad that I came by
He said you had another guy


I didn t know it x4

Why don t you be my one and only friend
Why don t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I ll try to be Batman
Your Yoko Ono I m John Lennon

Why don t you be my one and only friend
Why don t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I ll try to be Batman
You be Marie and Donnie Osman

Why don t you be my one and only friend
Why don t you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I ll try to be Batman
Your Emmit Smith and I m Troy Aikman

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